Skkra Recommends… theft!
When’s the last time you stole something? Have you ever stolen something? If not, you’re really missing out, and this recommendation is for you.
I’m not saying to go out and start an international crime ring. I’m not saying to go lift a $2000 TV. Though if you’ve done either of those things, good for you.
I’m simply saying, why not go to your nearest 7-11 and walk out of there with roll of Chewy Sprees? See if you can do it without getting caught. It’s really fun. Once you do that, try and get something a little bigger, like a Red Bull. See how far you can take it… challenge yourself! My old crew and I used to literally pick an item, like a Mountain Dew, and whoever could leave with the most of them would win. It was like some kind of amoral, theft-based Supermarket Sweep.
The key is a mixture of careful discretion and pure confidence. You can’t stand around looking shady… then it looks like you’re stealing! You need to look like, yup, this is exactly what I should be doing. Nothing wrong here! That confidence is the key to hilarious lifts. Back in the day, I was so good that I could pocket the stupid little horoscope scrolls that are by the register while I was checking out. It was always a great challenge.
There you have it. You’re welcome in advance for this great recommendation. Have fun out there!